10 Dirty words or phrases clients will use to describe what they want for a website.


This post deals with clients and some (hopefully) helpful hints on what to do or how to avoid a potentially costly situation. Nothing is worse than an over abused, over worked project that ends up lowering your hourly rate to $4.95 an hour or going from 30 days to 6 months.
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The Best “WTF” email just got better!

So my last post “The Best “WTF” email I ever got “ gave me the best gift of all… a response!!

The “teacher” that I had the previous discussion with found our conversation on my blog and proceeded to give me a deadline of mere hours to pull it down. I didn’t receive his original request (not that I cared) because he went through my spam filter.

Regardless, he gets very mad throwing insult after misspelled insult at me and confusing the “T” and “R” key quite often. It’s AWESOME!!!! I laughed so hard I had to share it. It’s great the guy actually went out and purchased www.boycottvastergraphics.com. Now that’s sweet. I hope that site is successful and I can buy advertising on it.

Oh and you wouldn’t believe the response I’ve had from some other people in the same situation. After he threatened to destroy me because “We are total master at SEO” (I have no clue when he became we) I did some research and here is what many others and I are dealing with.

www.robertfarrellnyc.com

So here’s your read more teaser:

“no clown you’re the joke
we are successful and make money more then 18k a week
that’s why WE all live in an expensive part of manhattan and you life in the boros monkey boy”

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The Best "WTF" email I ever got!!!

Ok so the premises is I’m trying to get flash training to upgrade my 2.0 knowledge to 3.0. I don’t know what this guys problem is but it cracks me up. The conversation starts out normal but man this teacher looses it for no reason. I hope you get a laugh out of it. Oh and P.S. the spelling mistakes and randomly capped words are all him. (hahahaha)

Here’s a sample of how the conversation ended……

“I am a total master and expert in AS3 – but you cant afford my fee
so I dont think I can help you Stephen
and if you think you can learn REAL WORLD skills that will make you money from a BOOK
you are totally dreaming Stephen”

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Changing my Background

Hey,

If your reading this post it means I’ve asked for your opinion. Here are some new backgrounds I’ve been working on to spice up my current template(http://www.vastergraphics.com/index2.html).

So take a look at the 4 below and tell me what you think.

Thanks,
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Welcome to my first post

Hey ,

I haven’t done a thing yet !! I’m still styling this darn site. So for now I’m going to tell you what I’m not going to talk about. No politics, world topics or anything really important. Honestly I’ll probably just talk about everything adobe, music and my day to day complaints.

So feel free to join in a discussion if I ever get off my but and do something.

Steve,